The brief: Bueno is crispy, yet creamy. Bueno is chocolaty, yet light. Basically, it’s whatever you want it to be, so we thought… WHORE BAR! We’re not entirely sure if the client ever really understood what the script was about, but they obviously never saw Full Metal Jacket. This was hell to make, particularly trying to find a voice the client was happy with. Our recommendation of Thai Prostitute went down like a bag of sick and what followed still makes us shudder to think about. However, we did actually get Emlyn Hughes to pretend he was a mouse in one recording session.